June 22nd, 2009
25 Ways How Enlightenment is Like a Never Ending Orgasm
- You really, really want it
- You’re distracted until you get it
- You get frustrated if you don’t get it
- You think you are in control but you are not
- It pulls you in
- You are always on the edge
- You feel it in every cell of your body
- You totally give yourself (before)
- You completely give yourself up (during)
- It contracts and expands at the same time
- You feel it in your body – and somewhere else
- It transports you outside of space and time
- It takes your breath away
- It makes you happy to be alive
- You feel compassion, joy and openness
- You sense eternity and infinity
- You can’t imagine what it is until you experience it
- You don’t need another one
- Past, present and future become one
- The Earth shakes
- Time stands still
- You become soft and loving like a baby
- You become one with another
- Nothing else matters
- Love!
Now, if you want to experience what Enlightenment is really like then visit
Enlightenment-Now.com
or
register for free spiritual advice at
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Why I wrote "25 Ways How Enlightenment is Like a Never Ending Orgasm?"
Enlightenment Transmission
is here.
Take it.
Pass it on.
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June 16th, 2009
Enlightenment Transmission Day 2009
Enlightenment Transmission
is here.
Take it.
Pass it on.
Join me in an Enlightenment Day Celebration – onLine!
5am London
7am Helsinki
Midnight New York
11pm Chicago
9pm San Francisco
5 o’clock in the morning on 19th June 2000 is when Enlightenment happened to me, the first moment I was aware of it. This free online event is a sharing of that moment and the Enlightenment which as vivid as it ever was and particularly easy to receive at this time of the year.
This year you are welcome to join me in a blessing, dedication and meditation upon the miracle of The Enlightenment Transmission. Free event. See the event web page to apply for an invite. 2pm-4pm.
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Special thanks to everyone who responded to the “Fast Track” request – an email has been sent to you. The main text will eventually be posted online. So everyone will see it.
Online classes resume after the Finnish Long Hot Summer Retreat, London August Teach-ins and Minneapolitan September Seminars.
HapPy mIdSumMeR!
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June 8th, 2009
Dear Friends,
Summer is here! Never mind.
In Finland, everything stops as every formerly working person, escapes to the forest for rests. That’s why:
- it’s the last live online class for awhile (all domestic internet services will terminate) but free audio and class replays continue
- all registrations for the summer island retreat have to be in (you will know you are registered if you receive an email begging for a deposit on 09.06.09 or refusing your application)
Whatever you do locally for summer, I would like you to meditate on how many summers you have left (if this disturbs you then stop reading here). In Finland, there are only so many saunas you can have before your body shrivels up like a prune or a prawn and the big E-gal in the sky pecks you off.
This almost makes sense when you don’t think directly about it. The mind is incredibly over-invested in the illusion of continuity even when South Sea Bubble is absolutely certain to burst. Which means “you die, I die, we all die – spry, crisp ‘n dry.”
This summer marks the 9th Year of my Enlightenment (since 19.06.2000). This does not mean anything to you – but it could. All is lost unless you wake up from the dream of unreality. Only so many summers left for someone.
I, therefore, suggest (strongly for a change) that it is time to go fast track. There’s nothing to lose except all being lost. So, continuing on an uncharacteristic track, unseen since 2000-2002, I super strongly urge you to to bind up every ounce of grit and courage and go for IT. As I said, you have nothing to lose except everything, guaranteed.
Every year, around Enlightenment Day, it becomes especially easy to awaken. An incredible amount of energy is liberated precisely for self-realisation.
This offer isn’t always available. That’s the message. Take it.
Wanna go fast track? Think about it. Then act. Write me subject line: “I want to go fast track”
By the Grace and Living Light of the Enlightenment Transmission,
Dave Oshana
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June 7th, 2009
Soul-to-Soul connection, growth and development can happen every moment because of the Enlightenment Transmission
One of the recognised characteristics of the Enlightenment Transmission is the ability to look deeply into the soul of another. It happens spontaneously, without conscious desire. It simply requires tuning into what is already happening, a recognition that a deeper inner connection is there. It feels like “locking on” – when two ships magnetically draw each other closer in outer space due to an invisible traction beam.
When we join with another they have the potential to breathe easier, to grow and develop. Transmission is like the sun giving life potential to everything which it touches.
When you go deeply into the present moment you can find yourself in communion with whatever presents itself. Typically, people treat others and themselves superficially, even when they are really crying inside for contact. This Transmission-oriented soul-to-soul connection is deeper than mere eye gazing, and can happen without even being physically present. However, people understand better when all of their sense can be involved.
Deep soul connection is an invisible prayer happening spontaneously outside of the mind – it says that we are together in this thing called Life, and that we can be victorious, and succeed, because we have contact with an eternal realm even in the midst of change.
This special online class, which explores a little known area of the Enlightenment Teaching, is the final class this season – no new dates have been confirmed. Please feel free to book the class at daveoshana.com. As always: first come, first served. You will receive a helpful email about preparing for the class.
Looking Deeply Into A Person’s Soul
http://enlightenment-now.com/meetings/2009/0614-looking-deeply-persons-soul.html
Tags: Enlightenment Teaching, Meditation, Oshana Enlightenment Transmission Teaching, Soul connection
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June 1st, 2009
A meditation to realise that you are greater than you imagined, take back your power and see life from the enlightened perspective.
The world, the mind, the creation. Where did it come from? When will it go? Like it or not you are on the merry-go-round called Life. It could go on seemingly for an eternity. Perhaps, it will only stop when you take responsibility for it and get it right, instead of running around, sunning yourself and pretending it is somebody else’s problem.
The first part of this online guided meditation will take you deep into yourself, dropping through the layers which keep you put and creating the freedom to travel. Here, you will meet yourself, your creator, and be able to ask questions and find answers to the perplexing problems which you have created. Ultimately, you will take the decision to exercise your power creatively and solve the problems of your creation, your planet and your world.
If you want to meet yourself, if you want go deeper than you ever have in meditation then this is one online class you can not miss.
Spiritual Meditation: Accepting Total Responsibility, Absolute Power, Complete Dominion
http://enlightenment-now.com/meetings/2009/0607-spiritual-meditation-accepting-total-responsibility.html
Tags: Creation, Meditation, Responsibility, spiritual journey
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May 24th, 2009
The Holy Spirit is back!
Transmission is the fire from heaven, brighter than a billion suns, which releases the soul from its entanglement from the ego’s illusory identity
Nine years of Enlightenment, nine years of teaching – the same fire, The Transmission, which seared through the ties of my old identity, continues to burn away at the mistaken identification suffered by everyone who takes birth on this planet.
Transmission is the Holy Spirit which lifted up a simple, ordinary man to be the Christ, propelling him out of the wilderness, and into the cities to end the illusory path of mankind – which inevitably led to the end of his physical life. But Transmission, cannot be stopped, it is here from age to age because we tourists on Earth, yearn to be re-connected to our Homeplace.
Transmission will connect you to that place, the Source of Creation, from which you come, and to which you will return.
2009 is the year of opportunity wherein you can make a permanent connection to the Transmission, expand your limited identity and experience Life, Creation and Consciousness in all of its fullness. Make the connection; take the opportunity, because in life there is no guarantee of finding it this easily ever again.
Pentecost 2009: The Fire Of Transmission
http://enlightenment-now.com/meetings/2009/0531-pentecost-fire-transmission.html
Tags: Christ, Enlightenment, Holy Spirit, Jesus, Oshana Enlightenment Transmission Teaching, Transmission
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May 18th, 2009
I don’t believe anything is true until I actually experience it
New seekers with stars in their eyes are sometimes shocked to discover that I don’t believe in anything. But it isn’t so bad a place to be because by not having a fixed position I can believe in everything. But why bother? Life is too short to believe this, that and the other – I’d rather experience Life and know what is real than believe in stories.
You won’t get off the spiritual path if you are invested in believing a single thing. Don’t believe – instead know. If you want to discover Reality then don’t believe in a single created thing. Reality is what precedes Creation.
On the spiritual path scepticism is your best friend. Scepticism sharpens the razor’s edge of discrimination. You need to be sharp, otherwise you will be the blunt tool (which rhymes with “fool”).
If you want to stay on the spiritual theme park merry-go-round then avoid discrimination at all costs. But if you are tired of the shiny, shimmering fake ride then hold scepticism in your bag of special abilities. It will get you out of some tight corners in which others have met their spiritual death through ignorance.
Awareness, energy and then scepticism are the first tools a spiritual seeker needs to climb the mountain to Enlightenment. If you are ready for the climb then join me this Sunday.
Scepticism & Discrimination: The Spiritual Razor’s Edge
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May 11th, 2009
When everything that you have tried has failed then it is time to do things differently.
Has it occurred to you:
- that you perceive problems because you create them?
- that you never have enough time because you continually use it all up?
- that you never arrive at your centre because you are always moving away from it?
- that your attempts to know yourself only create a false self?
If so, then it is time for you to apply “the principle of doing nothing.” From nothingness comes everything, but from something only less can come. To turn the boat of your life around, and stop it steaming towards a less-than-pleasing horizon, your boat needs to reach a still point before it can change direction. Find the still point from where all potentiality can manifest.
If you like doing nothing,
and expect nothing,
then join this class,
but don’t be a slacker,
be a hacker
of consciousness,
I expect nothing more,
only less
If less is more then Nothing is Everything; Reality really is exactly like that.
I will show you exactly how to know all this and a new way of being.
Book your online classes now at daveoshana.com.
Investing in Loss: The Pure Way to Spiritual Enlightenment
Tags: Awakening, Enlightenment, Nothingness, Oshana Teaching, spiritual journey
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April 25th, 2009
The Comforting Discovery That Mental Troubles Do Not Exist.
Today, I can now reveal how I was able to quickly release total strangers of their mental suffering and strife in open meetings.
I received many important psychological realisations when my life changed on Enlightenment Day, 19th June 2000 – discoveries which could end mental suffering for every person on the planet. It became my mission to test that this is true by holding no-holds-barred, all-challenges-accepted Open Meetings. The challenge was either you leave having inherited all the happiness in the Universe or I go home broken, defeated, depressed and carrying all your sorrows. A pretty good deal.
My Enlightenment Day realisations included:
- There is not an unhappy thought in my mind or body
- A person can not be truly unhappy
- A person carries their troubles in their mind
- A person can drop their mentally held troubles in an instant
I demonstrated the truth of these assertions in meetings where total strangers professing chronic life-long depression and frequent suicidal ideation were transformed in an instant to laughing, uncomplaining, happy bundles of fun. Not necessarily cured for life but had at least opened the door for the next project, permanent Enlightenment.
When I brought these transformations in front of audiences, there were no detailed explanations, but today I can now reveal the secrets of what was being applied behind the scenes. I can open your senses, to perceive how it worked. It is my desire that you use these abilities responsibly, because with such power many different outcomes are possible. Changing people not only changes their life, but everyone around them, and the world with it.
You can now understand why I am careful about who I teach. If you wish to attend this online class, and have never been in my classes, please write early and let me know more about yourself.
For regular students: book your online classes now at daveoshana.com. As always: first come, first served. You will receive a helpful email about preparing for the class.
Join the online class or book the replay, event info:
The Solution For Every Mental Stress
Tags: Enlightenment Day, psychological realisations, Stress Solution
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April 18th, 2009
How to Avoid Abusing Your Mind, Body And Thingy
This online class seeks to clear up much of the confusion around sex and spirituality by exploring the deeper meaning and purpose of sex. The benefits could be a greater understanding of sex, clarity, cast-iron abstinence or mile high enjoyment.
Other areas we might touch upon, depending on the audience and if your mum is listening next door, could include:
- Who 1? One, None or Many Partners?
- Who’s Mr Right? Mr Byrite, Mr Sex Athlete, Mr Sexual Animal, Mr 90’s Man (new age)
- Relax, Don’t Do It? To Come or Not to Come? The Sexual Energy Reservoir
- Position? In, Out, Shake It All About?
- Frequency? Once a day or every hour?
- Men vs Woman? Are they really different? Finally the Truth
- Sex and The Single Swami?
- Guru Sex – Good Idea or Bad Practice?
- Sex Clubs Which Masquerade as Spiritual Groups and vice-versa
- Sexual Paths To Enlightenment – Do They Exist?
- The Throbbing Pink Elephant in the Corner*
- And much, much more serious subjects . . .
Finally, all participants are welcome to join the after class hook up on webcam ( if you believe all of this then you don’t need to apply)
Please bring your intelligent questions and see if the Transmission does it’s famous work of answering them before you even ask.
[Note: Certain parts of this event description have been censored to avoid an 18+ site rating ]
Sex, Enlightenment and the Throbbing Pink Elephant in the Corner
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