Posts Tagged ‘sex’

Sex, Enlightenment and the Throbbing Pink Elephant in the Corner

Saturday, April 18th, 2009

How to Avoid Abusing Your Mind, Body And Thingy

This online class seeks to clear up much of the confusion around sex and spirituality by exploring the deeper meaning and purpose of sex. The benefits could be a greater understanding of sex, clarity, cast-iron abstinence or mile high enjoyment.

Other areas we might touch upon, depending on the audience and if your mum is listening next door, could include:

  • Who 1? One, None or Many Partners?
  • Who’s Mr Right? Mr Byrite, Mr Sex Athlete, Mr Sexual Animal, Mr 90′s Man (new age)
  • Relax, Don’t Do It? To Come or Not to Come? The Sexual Energy Reservoir
  • Position? In, Out, Shake It All About?
  • Frequency? Once a day or every hour?
  • Men vs Woman? Are they really different? Finally the Truth
  • Sex and The Single Swami?
  • Guru Sex – Good Idea or Bad Practice?
  • Sex Clubs Which Masquerade as Spiritual Groups and vice-versa
  • Sexual Paths To Enlightenment – Do They Exist?
  • The Throbbing Pink Elephant in the Corner*
  • And much, much more serious subjects . . .

Finally, all participants are welcome to join the after class hook up on webcam ( if you believe all of this then you don’t need to apply)

Please bring your intelligent questions and see if the Transmission does it’s famous work of answering them before you even ask.

[Note: Certain parts of this event description have been censored to avoid an 18+ site rating ]

Sex, Enlightenment and the Throbbing Pink Elephant in the Corner

Doing IT Spiritual Style

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008

The best write-ups of my teaching are tucked away in the events section. There you will find uncensored descriptions of spiritual meetings which give a flavour of what it’s like to be in my class. Rarely a dull moment, lots of laughs and sometimes a few tears – and we keep our clothes on (except in the sauna). Not that that any of that has anything to do with getting IT but then a lot of time is spent contemplating another kind of IT. Well, that’s a whole new post in itself.

Pasted below is the text for the upcoming Successful Love, Sex and Marriage which is part of my Life Mastery Series.

While not the top of most spiritual seeker’s agendas, especially for monks and nuns, love and sex holds top position on many people’s happiness wish lists. Food would hold a higher place in the survival stakes and is often integrated into the romantic love package as an aphrodisiacal entrĂ©e. Witness, chocolate, it’s everywhere in all it’s various forms.

Since most of you are going be doing IT, i.e. sex, before getting IT, i.e. enlightenment, self-realisation – it makes sense to begin to understand what sex and romance are all about and then decide how far one wants to go along that Shangri-La road. It’s like with food – you don’t want to stay with Pot Noodle forever, you want to give your taste buds a run and treat your stomach with kindness and respect.

What this lecture is not is a technical how-to-do IT type of Joy of Sex manual. It’s not about finding the G-Spot or any other “aha” spot but the point is to get why you do the sweaty dance of the hump-backed whale – it’s not exactly the stuff of Strictly Come Dancing or on second thoughts maybe it literally is that. If it was only about orgasm then I am sure that more convenient methods are on offer rather than the sort of stuff that brings President’s to their knees (but not their candidacies).

So love and sex are there for a purpose just like the breakfast smorgasbord buffet on the overnight boat to Sweden. But how to get in and out, make the right moves and choices and avoid ending up standing alone, broken hearted and frustrated with the drunks at the harbour taxi rank when the love boat comes into port?

There is a deep energetic purpose to love and sex. Succeed at it and at least you will have one less thing to get right.