The NYE Message – A Long Overdue Teaching

Why has love been hidden away? Why is the road back to love so twisted and torturous? Love has become a secret, a candle that burns in darkness somewhere, but not on our planet. Will you unlock love and let it roam free over our world?

The New Year’s Eve Message and New Teaching started with an email

Dear Enlightenment Seekers and Exhausted Post-Christmas Sales Shoppers,

If you are having trouble reading this because of all the interloping cultural interludes then be done with obscure colo-qualia references and just:

  • Read the associated complementary article: ‘A Most Essential Breakthrough: The Eternal Weight of Overwhelming Love‘.
  • Book the NYE Message Live Call (see eligibility requirements below).
  • Let me know if you want to attend the climactic denouement of the NYE Message on Sunday 3rd January? Do you want a Live Teacher Call? Yes? Yes? I can’t hear you yet!

New Year’s Eve is supposed to bring in something new, something very new. Perhaps you tried everything else at midnight to ward off bad luck from entering: gobbling grapes at midnight, shooting fireworks, champagne and your load and you figure it just doesn’t cut it. Nah, it doesn’t – the human needs a bit more than a puff of smoke ‘n’ light or molten tin oracles to ward off what has accursed it.

Okay, back to the drawing board. Do you sign up to solve humanity’s problems? If not then take an extra glass of bubbly, handful of peanuts and jump in the sack – your participation isn’t required in this flyover mission from which there won’t, hopefully, be any coming back.

I am going to open up this subject in my traditional New Year’s Message. Online server spaces are limited though, so eligibility has been restricted to include only those who have attended live online Teacher Calls in the past 6 months on a first registered, first accepted basis. Half of the listening slots have already been reserved.

But for those who miss the NYE Message pump-primer, the Enlightenment Transmission deluge will come soon enough. So how about a Live Teacher Call on Sunday 3rd January? Just 3 days after the Thursday message – enough time to incubate the energy in a rock-lined tomb – it’s positively biblical – and that’s the gospel truth!

Enlightenment Transmission Christmas Blessings,
Dave Oshana

Doing IT Spiritual Style

The best write-ups of my teaching are tucked away in the events section. There you will find uncensored descriptions of spiritual meetings which give a flavour of what it’s like to be in my class. Rarely a dull moment, lots of laughs and sometimes a few tears – and we keep our clothes on (except in the sauna). Not that that any of that has anything to do with getting IT but then a lot of time is spent contemplating another kind of IT. Well, that’s a whole new post in itself.

Pasted below is the text for the upcoming Successful Love, Sex and Marriage which is part of my Life Mastery Series.

While not the top of most spiritual seeker’s agendas, especially for monks and nuns, love and sex holds top position on many people’s happiness wish lists. Food would hold a higher place in the survival stakes and is often integrated into the romantic love package as an aphrodisiacal entrée. Witness, chocolate, it’s everywhere in all it’s various forms.

Since most of you are going be doing IT, i.e. sex, before getting IT, i.e. enlightenment, self-realisation – it makes sense to begin to understand what sex and romance are all about and then decide how far one wants to go along that Shangri-La road. It’s like with food – you don’t want to stay with Pot Noodle forever, you want to give your taste buds a run and treat your stomach with kindness and respect.

What this lecture is not is a technical how-to-do IT type of Joy of Sex manual. It’s not about finding the G-Spot or any other “aha” spot but the point is to get why you do the sweaty dance of the hump-backed whale – it’s not exactly the stuff of Strictly Come Dancing or on second thoughts maybe it literally is that. If it was only about orgasm then I am sure that more convenient methods are on offer rather than the sort of stuff that brings President’s to their knees (but not their candidacies).

So love and sex are there for a purpose just like the breakfast smorgasbord buffet on the overnight boat to Sweden. But how to get in and out, make the right moves and choices and avoid ending up standing alone, broken hearted and frustrated with the drunks at the harbour taxi rank when the love boat comes into port?

There is a deep energetic purpose to love and sex. Succeed at it and at least you will have one less thing to get right.