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25 Ways How Enlightenment is Like a Never Ending Orgasm

Enlightenment is Like a Never Ending Orgasm. You sense eternity and infinity. You cannot imagine what it is until you experience it. It transports you outside of space and time. It makes you happy to be alive

25 Ways How Enlightenment is Like a Never Ending Orgasm

  1. You really, really want it
  2. You’re distracted until you get it
  3. You get frustrated if you don’t get it
  4. You think you are in control but you are not
  5. It pulls you in
  6. You are always on the edge
  7. You feel it in every cell of your body
  8. You totally give yourself (before)
  9. You completely give yourself up (during)
  10. It contracts and expands at the same time
  11. You feel it in your body – and somewhere else
  12. It transports you outside of space and time
  13. It takes your breath away
  14. It makes you happy to be alive
  15. You feel compassion, joy and openness
  16. You sense eternity and infinity
  17. You can’t imagine what it is until you experience it
  18. You don’t need another one
  19. Past, present and future become one
  20. The Earth shakes
  21. Time stands still
  22. You become soft and loving like a baby
  23. You become one with another
  24. Nothing else matters
  25. Love!

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Doing IT Spiritual Style

The best write-ups of my teaching are tucked away in the events section. There you will find uncensored descriptions of spiritual meetings which give a flavour of what it’s like to be in my class. Rarely a dull moment, lots of laughs and sometimes a few tears – and we keep our clothes on (except in the sauna). Not that that any of that has anything to do with getting IT but then a lot of time is spent contemplating another kind of IT. Well, that’s a whole new post in itself.

Pasted below is the text for the upcoming Successful Love, Sex and Marriage which is part of my Life Mastery Series.

While not the top of most spiritual seeker’s agendas, especially for monks and nuns, love and sex holds top position on many people’s happiness wish lists. Food would hold a higher place in the survival stakes and is often integrated into the romantic love package as an aphrodisiacal entrée. Witness, chocolate, it’s everywhere in all it’s various forms.

Since most of you are going be doing IT, i.e. sex, before getting IT, i.e. enlightenment, self-realisation – it makes sense to begin to understand what sex and romance are all about and then decide how far one wants to go along that Shangri-La road. It’s like with food – you don’t want to stay with Pot Noodle forever, you want to give your taste buds a run and treat your stomach with kindness and respect.

What this lecture is not is a technical how-to-do IT type of Joy of Sex manual. It’s not about finding the G-Spot or any other “aha” spot but the point is to get why you do the sweaty dance of the hump-backed whale – it’s not exactly the stuff of Strictly Come Dancing or on second thoughts maybe it literally is that. If it was only about orgasm then I am sure that more convenient methods are on offer rather than the sort of stuff that brings President’s to their knees (but not their candidacies).

So love and sex are there for a purpose just like the breakfast smorgasbord buffet on the overnight boat to Sweden. But how to get in and out, make the right moves and choices and avoid ending up standing alone, broken hearted and frustrated with the drunks at the harbour taxi rank when the love boat comes into port?

There is a deep energetic purpose to love and sex. Succeed at it and at least you will have one less thing to get right.